Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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