I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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