i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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