We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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