Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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