I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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