I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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