You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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