Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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