So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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