He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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