Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i want to swaddle you in tequila
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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