This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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