I must be too annoying 4 u.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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