How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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