summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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