used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wish they made helmets for livers.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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