nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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