god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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