Just cropdusted the office
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
where are you?
Hypothermia
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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