Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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