i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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