It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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