Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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