My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Welp...herpes.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Two words: nipple clamps
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