do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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