Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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