I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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