i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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