yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
She just used a chaser for red wine.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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