Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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