Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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