What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
