was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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