gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
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