We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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