let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
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