The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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