Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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