I wish i was in the wii world.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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