Where did you get a picture of my penis
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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