Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
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