Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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