I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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