then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
