I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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