It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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