in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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