I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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