Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i think i have two assholes
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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