Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
