We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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