I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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