"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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