walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
