I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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