Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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