What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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