there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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